[Oh my god. If there's any way to make this miserable conversation goofy—
He covers his face with his hands.]
R-right. I've always just avoided it since it's illegal in New York, you know? And I don't have any medical issues, and I don't wanna lose any scholarships, and — like, pretty sure May would kill me. [Or not. He's kind of split 50-50 on whether May would kill him or tell him to smoke with her next time. May had always been kind of wild in her youth, so he's not even remotely surprised if she liked pot. B-but.] But since home ends up sucking so bad...
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He covers his face with his hands.]
R-right. I've always just avoided it since it's illegal in New York, you know? And I don't have any medical issues, and I don't wanna lose any scholarships, and — like, pretty sure May would kill me. [Or not. He's kind of split 50-50 on whether May would kill him or tell him to smoke with her next time. May had always been kind of wild in her youth, so he's not even remotely surprised if she liked pot. B-but.] But since home ends up sucking so bad...
[Why not live a little.]